You know you're a mom, when....

by Julia 3/23/2007 9:00:22 PM

You know you're a mom, when...

1. Your feet stick to the kitchen floor, and you don't care.
2. You spend an entire week wearing sweats.
3. Your idea of a good day is making it through without a child leaking bodily fluids on you.
4. Your favorite television show is a cartoon.
5. You're so desperate for adult conversation that you spill your guts to the telemarketer that calls...and HE hangs up on YOU!
6. You sing “Dora Dora Dora the Explorer” in the shower.
7. You have time to shave only one leg at a time.

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3/29/2007 11:45:24 AM

aida

no 5 is hilarious! i wish to add:

8. when the baby is sleeping, you feel ultimate freedom for at least 10 minutes!

9. 5 minutes sex is better than no sex unless your baby is given Tempra.

10. To keep baby entertained, you find yourself "hosting" your own cooking show with baby as audience and the fact that she is laughs at you, delights you.

aida

3/29/2007 1:16:11 PM

Julia

lol, Aida, you're so funny Laughing

Julia

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